"Oh My Goodness!"

if someone ever falls in love with me i will literally die of shock

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steegsnstaals - missing you terribly right now.

wherever you are, i hope you’re well

zubat:


You’ll see on my résumé, I have caught the mailman.

zubat:

You’ll see on my résumé, I have caught the mailman.

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iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
iPhone user: I just like this pho-
Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*

a moment of silence for the time green day was in the iheart radio festival and got their setlist cut short by usher

“The more I live the more I think
two people together is a miracle.”
— Adrienne Rich (via givenchybackpack)

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