"Oh My Goodness!"

VIRUS WARNING

notatlantis:

THERE HAS BEEN A VIRUS GOING AROUND AND WHILE THERE ARE MANY WAYS TO REMOVE IT THIS IS THE MOST EFFECTIVE 

  1. restart your computer
  2. date me

(via marimbazn)

beyoncending:

Sending subtle hints to your crush

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(via rhydonmyhardon)

telapathetic:

Sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit

(Source: telapathetic, via sheeluhhbuoy)

captainrask:

seidenbros:

this looks so elegant somehow (x)

I give him a 10 on the recovery.

captainrask:

seidenbros:

this looks so elegant somehow (x)

I give him a 10 on the recovery.

(via 99boblems)

“Rape is one of the most terrible crimes on earth. And it happens every few minutes. The problem with groups who deal with rape is that they try to educate women about how to defend themselves. What really needs to be done is teaching men not to rape. Go to the source and start there.”
— Kurt Cobain talking in November 1991 about the background behind the song ‘Polly’  (via perfect)

(Source: drive-my-rubber-soul, via lexi-the-corgi)

ruiningurtumblogs:

twilektimelord:

fororchestra:

adrianshhh:

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Sometimes I think of how one tiny mutated cell can wipe out our whole civilization, but then I watch a video like this and think “nah, we’re way too awesome of a species to be defeated.”

I feel like my life is complete after watching this.

HOLY SHITTING CHRIST.HOW DOES HE MANAGE TO KEEP SUCH A GOOD TONE QUALITY. WHAT THE SHIT. I CAN’T. JUST.

Seriously, as somebody who is relatively good at the flute let me tell you that that is really fucking difficult. REALLY FUCKING DIFFICULT. That’s like the flautist’s equivalent of trying to talk normally whilst breathing in: it just isn’t doable. This guy is using some freaky fucking sorcery. As if that weren’t bad enough: HIS FINGERS ON THAT LAST BLOODY SCALE HOLY SHIT. HOW CAN YOU MOVE THAT FAST. I CAN’T EVEN DO F BLOODY MAJOR THAT FAST AND IT’S THE EASIEST BLOODY SCALE WE HAVE HOLY CHRIST.

(Source: adrians, via texas-bass)

drunktrophywife:

If you don’t think I’m cute that’s your problem not mine

(via 99boblems)

fairygodblogger:

aw he doesnt even know hes just so happy to be alive

fairygodblogger:

aw he doesnt even know hes just so happy to be alive

(via texas-bass)

the-hecate-kalivas:

ultrafacts:

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This is why Rome won so many battles. Enemy spies would wait for them to read battle plans to themselves while mouthing the words; trouble was, they had learned not to!

the-hecate-kalivas:

ultrafacts:

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This is why Rome won so many battles. Enemy spies would wait for them to read battle plans to themselves while mouthing the words; trouble was, they had learned not to!

(via terribletubist)

Happy birthday, @slash! A year ago yesterday I saw him in STL / 27 years ago yesterday of #AFD

Happy birthday, @slash! A year ago yesterday I saw him in STL / 27 years ago yesterday of #AFD